I am Stalin. I am a red plush toy shark. In an age of red states, I was named after a murderous tyrant so as to avoid confusion with certain other reds.
Welcome to the tale of my adventures, my heart-warming antics, constant struggles, and of my unusual wisdom.
Maybe someone will now realize that borrowing a trillion dollars from overseas isn't a sustainable policy over the long term. Not that any wingnut policy is, mind you.
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