Garlic

So it occurs to me that I may have discovered a suitable antidote should I encounter any stray republicans in my travels through the New York subway - this bumper sticker, pictured above.

Here's why: obviously, it's an advertisement for military service, of which the the ruling class is none too fond, seeing as that it may involve actual sacrifice; and second, it's in Spanish, the idiom favored by the brown hordes flooding our southern border.

I shall experiment with this new weapon, but it seems to me that it combines two critical sources of fright for the disempowered right.

Heh.