Baker Commission draft report leaked

This just in from the worthless fishwrapper that is the New York Sun, our other rightwing "news"paper:

Baker's Panel Rules Out Iraq Victory

By ELI LAKE - Staff Reporter of the Sun
October 12, 2006

WASHINGTON — A commission formed to assess the Iraq war and recommend a new course has ruled out the prospect of victory for America, according to draft policy options shared with The New York Sun by commission officials.

Currently, the 10-member commission — headed by a secretary of state for President George H.W. Bush, James Baker — is considering two option papers, "Stability First" and "Redeploy and Contain," both of which rule out any prospect of making Iraq a stable democracy in the near term.

More telling, however, is the ruling out of two options last month. One advocated minor fixes to the current war plan but kept intact the long-term vision of democracy in Iraq with regular elections. The second proposed that coalition forces focus their attacks only on Al Qaeda and not the wider insurgency.

Instead, the commission is headed toward presenting [disgraceful chimperor Bush] with two clear policy choices that contradict his rhetoric of establishing democracy in Iraq. The more palatable of the two choices for the White House, "Stability First," argues that the military should focus on stabilizing Baghdad while the American Embassy should work toward political accommodation with insurgents. The goal of nurturing a democracy in Iraq is dropped. [Emphases added]

What? No democracy? Working with the insurgents? I thought they were all tayruhrists?

Next thing you know, they'll be saying there were no weapons of mass destruction. Or that the republicans started a war and then lost it. Or that they've been liars all along. Or that they just killed 2,759 American soldiers in their excellent adventure, as of noon Eastern.

Were the America-hating traitor hippie peacenik communists right all along after all? Naw, that can't be. Surely, moral leader Rush Limpdick will have some soothing words to reassure the faithful.