Send her to Malkinwald

Ha! Hahaha!

Michelle Malkin - nee Maglalang - is up in arms these days.

In the Southwest, everyone has a story of heavily pregnant women crossing the Mexican border to deliver their "anchor babies." At East Coast hospitals, tales of South Korean "obstetric tourists" abound. (An estimated 5,000 South Korean anchor babies are born in the US every year). And, of course, there's a terrorism angle...The time is ripe to reassess drive-by citizenship and what it means to be an American.

Miz Maglagang was born in New York City on October 20th, 1970; her parents moved to this country from the Philippines in June of that year. Due to, cough, paperwork snafus, they were undocumented for several months; until they got legal status due to having an American child. Cough.

So yeah, Michelle Maglagang Malkin is an anchor baby. Not to mention a candidate for immediate deportation to her home country; we can't have these little illegal zygote criminals polluting our nation, now can we? Certainly not when they grow up to support the dangerous form of terrorism that is right-wing punditry.