Tuesday, June 27, 2006

El Rushbo caught with illegal drugs, again


I know, how tedious; El Super Grande Nazi Fatass Rushbo just got caught with illegal drugs - again.

Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when customs officials found a Viagra prescription that did not bear his name. Instead, the bottle of pills had the names of two doctors on it, according to the Palm Beach Sheriff's Office.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents examined the 55-year-old's luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic. The matter was then turned over to the Sheriff's Office. Investigators seized the drugs - used to treat erectile dysfunction - from Limbaugh.

Mind you, El Grande Fatass Nazi is not currently ensconced in the loving bonds of traditional marriage, having just gotten his third divorce. So why would he need the Pfizer Riser anyway - especially in the Dominican Republic?

Going down to the islands where the whores are cheaper and more accomodating, eh, Limbarf? Is that what those family value are all about?

Update: And who just took Pig Limpdick's case? Why, the ACLU, of course.

Update 2: It appears that Pig Limpdick has joined the Stalin the Shark family of commenters. No way. Fuck off, pig.