Prostitution scandal explodes

Well, well, well. Finally, a good old-fashioned juicy sex scandal; it appears that Randy Scummingham and some of his friends in the den of pigs republican House had the people who bribed them also procure some extra services; apartments in the Watergate and some hookers to spend some quality, non-wifely time with.

Mind you, this newest scandal is separate from the Abramoff scandal, the DeLay scandal, and the PlameGate scandal. Nor is there a connection to previous scandals such as GannonGate, in which a male hooker was given daily passes to the White House press pen.

No, this one is brand spanking new. Read all about it here.