Paris Hilton - Superskank

The Washington Post reports that Paris Hilton has been hit with an unusual restraining order. The person who won the order, an event producer, is actually the silly individual who introduced her to an unsuspecting man who later became her boyfriend. Turns out the first gentleman later advised the other to stop dating such a dirty skank, which Hilton took offense at, it seems.

The next step should be, for the common good of us all, to band together all of our TV sets - perhaps in a class-action lawsuit - to demand a similar order preventing her from ever again appearing on their tormented screens.