Another one...

The Stalin the Shark family continues to grow, with the arrival yesterday by postal mail of Big Blue Shark, henceforth to be known as "Karl Sharx".

Sharx's arrival - in search of Penguin porridge, as the accompanying anonymous letter points out - places severe strains on the capacity of this household to accomodate any more predatory ichtypods. So please, no more additions to the family - rather, send us toys, or Veuve Clicquot, while you're at it. We consider the latter an essential foodstuff, and would welcome the arrival of as large a quantity as anyone should see fit to send. Hint, hint.