The speech from the throne

As His Exalted Texanity speaks to the loving, loyal masses of happy peasants, the obviously treasonous blog ThinkProgress counts and explains the various lies misrepresentations of His utterly true utterances by the Liberal Media.

Here's the funny thing: supposedly, when it comes to your civil rights, Bush believes that only the exact, most narrowly constricted view of the constitution should apply. Thus, because it only guarantees free speech, no way in hell are you going to get away with, say, free painting.

But when it comes to the ridiculous drivel he delivers, he demands the most liberal interpretation imaginable, mainly to be able to claim that he tells the truth.

It's time for our corporate media to apply some strict constructionism to the king himself.