The Colin Farrell Sex Tape

With all the brouhaha over the Colin Farrell sex tape (Gawker is positively crazed), we'd like to release this much earlier still of the depraved Hibernian.

Also on Gawker, some notes on Paris Hilton's deposition. Turns out Paris resembles the righties in more than just her borderline-retarded intellect - yes, she loves America, too, even if odds are she can't spell it.