Saturday, December 31, 2005

The sharks return from their holiday adventure


We have returned from our most excellent holiday adventure in New England, and are now back safely ensconced in our New York lair.

Highlights include:

- the anguished negotiating sessions in which our cousin Madeline managed to persuade us to spare the life of Roast the Penguin and opt for turkey dinner instead of Penguin Wellington
- our team assault on an evil bottle of champagne, pictured here
- Blue Beria's epic battle with Ling-Ling the Shi-Tzu; said miscreant was tricked into pulling him from his travel bag and thinking he was a mere chew toy, instead of a ferocious predator, a mistake she soon regretted

Tonight, of course, we'll be swimming around the harbor to watch the fireworks and feast on any revelers that happen to fall into the water.