Meet "Roast" - it's what's for dinner

The Stalin the Shark family continues to grow: meet our newest, Roast the Penguin.

Roast was given to us by way of a humanitarian measure - someone is trying to increase our tolerance of his odious, yet tasty, flightless waterfowl species.

Roast has led a hard life; his mommy was a crack whore, which has led to the severe impairment of his mental faculties. It is presumably for this reason that he doesn't seem to find anything untoward in the fact that we are getting him used to sleeping in the oven wrapped in bacon strips.

You see, Roast will come in handy when we prepare our Christmas dinner, "Penguin Wellington".