The emperor speaks

The White House today released this official edict:

I, George II, by the Grace of God Emperor and Autocrat of all the Americas, Tsar of Texas, Prince of Kansas, Wyoming, the Dakotas, etc., Lord of the Red States, King of Iraq, Supreme Defender of the Evangelical Church, Born-Again Lord of all I survey, Crusher of Laws, Master of the Universe, Inerrant Buddy of Jesus Christ Himself, do hereby establish, ordain and exalt the following:

Congress is a bunch of fucking pussies. I don't give a damn about your "statutes" or similar crap. And I don't have to, because, what are you going to do? Impeach Me? Like that's ever going to happen. Go home - you have nothing to say to Me. Your applause and occasional bootlickery will suffice.

- Given this day, December 23d, in the Fifth Year of My most glorious Reign, Rule and Command, in the City of Bushville (formerly known as Washington), in the year of Your Lord and My Best Buddy, Jesus Christ, 2005