Stalin's inbox overfloweth...

Some actual emails in my junk box, senders, spelling and capitalization intact:

From Cong E. Posibles: "Software" - like I'm going to buy copyrighted material via spam...

From Elena Richmond: "This is very impotant ugly custom Regarding W...", in reference to V1@gr@...

From Roosevelt Hewitt: "belate it r rhenish the horsefly I", for the same...

From Norberto Richaud: "indeterminable may H scalp ! volstead o", peddling Ciialys and Vaalioom....

From Blake Meza: "Dear Corrector or squelch parsonage", an invitation for me, just me, "Granny 59", to buy stock in Gulf Petroleum...

Horace Myrick, under the subject line "Re: It's Kruger I'd inexorable skimp", invites "red_beard@ISP.com" to buy the same stock, making me feel considerably less privileged...

And finally, Dewey Numbers writes something which I'm not even going to check on under the line "RE: she baldy them stealthy".