More on the 'Right Brothers'

Oh god. I am peeing on myself; the web site of the 'Right Brothers has a promo video and lyrics.

Samples, from, respectively, "Bush was right", "You can't racial profile", "Somewhere in Baghdad" and the true gem in their oeuvre, "Tolerate this". RNC talking points set to crappy country rock - update your iPod, pronto.

Economy is on the rise kicking into overdrive
Angry liberals can't believe it's cause of W's policies
Unemployment's staying down, Democrats are wondering how
Revenue is going up, can you say "Tax Cuts"

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If a bunch of white men who looked just like me
Hijacked half a dozen flights
I'd expect the rest of you to do what you should do
And drag my butt right out of line

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She can't believe the changes that she's seen
She's got a new job, a TV and a kitchen full of food
She'll be making lunches while the kids both sleep
'Cause tomorrow's the first day at their new school

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You claim to be so accepting but all you do is yell at people like me
Up in my face, invading my space, telling me what I should believe
And when it comes to religion Christianity tops your list
You say that you're tolerant well here's your chance to put your money where your mouth is

(Tolerate this) I believe in Jesus and prayer in public school
(Tolerate this) I believe that evolution makes a monkey out of you
(Tolerate this) I don't believe in separation of the church and state
You're preaching tolerance to me while you're standing there shaking your fist
Well, tolerate this

I own a Smith and Wesson and a shotgun, too
I think the Founding Fathers wouldn't tolerate you

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Kickin, dudes. Next, I expect Ken Mehlman to cut a hip-hop album.