Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Bill O'Reilly, laughingstock


I'd like to join in the national consensus that Bill O'Reilly is a disgrace to the entire human race.

Why? Because he is seemingly the self-proclaimed mouthpiece of the view that saying "Happy Holidays" in a retail environment is just one step removed from throwing christians to the lions in the food court.

Dear Bill - may I call you Bill? I feel one should be on a first-name basis with people of whose phone sex habits one knows as much as I do of yours - you are a jackass.

Happy Holidays.

[Update: Oh, this is too rich. It looks like the Faux "News" online store is part of the anti-Christmas retail alliance, as evidenced in this screenshot.]