Stalin unveils fall fashion line

With Autumn approaching, my daddies have pointed out to me that I'm basically always naked. This might prove to be an inconvenience as temperatures begin to descend.

Therefore, I have unveiled the first item of my fall fashion line; a cream-colored cable-knit sweatsockler. It's athletic, form-fitting, and made in the U.S.A. It also allows for ease of movement by accomodating side and back fins.

Practical, and fashionable. I'm quite pleased with myself.