Sunday, October 02, 2005

Stalin scoffs at blue minnow


Listen, blue shark: you had better start sending some fat checks with your mail. We know that your unspeakable ally, Tennessee, has unlimited reserves - start forking over some cash, you meandering minnow.

That having been said, we await your oft-promised arrival with equanimity; Stalin's Freedom Fighters are well-prepared to receive you, and join me in scoffing at you.

Scoff, scoff.