Stalin launches BushZac - Happy Pills for right-wingers!

Fitzgerald got you down? Ronnie Earle? The guy at the SEC who subpoenaed Bill Frist? Randy Cunningham's broker? Or any one of the other prosecutors weighing down on God's Own Circus? How about Katrina? Or Iraq? The economy?

Fear not, wingers! Stalin the Shark, working with Rush Liarbarf's drug dealer, has come up with a pharmaceutical solution to your gloom and doom. Pills are the answer, and your pill is BushZac!

Taken four times daily, BushZac will make you blissfully unaware of scandals, failures, hypocrisy, and criminality on the right. You'll once again be able to mumble meaningless sound-bites about "values", and not have to be aware of the gaping chasm between what you say and what your leadership actually does. Ain't it neat?

Stop worrying about the deficit, the Iraq War, money-laundering, treason, lies, incompetence and cronyism now! Join the entire staff of Faux "News", the good folks at Disinformation in Media, the entire RNC, Judith Miller, and even Karl Rove himself!

Please note: there are some side effects if taken for more than five years.