Dobson's Daydreams - Write your own caption

Could we hurry this up a bit, perhaps? Do you not realize that it's painful to smile for over an hour?

Gee, photographer, why is your assistant so faggy? He's not one of them, is he?

Nice tits you got there, by the way. Perky. Call me sometime.

Are those fire ants crawling up my crack?

I just love what Strivectin is doing for me. Now, if only that Harriet woman would give it a try.

Jesus, my thong is uncomfortable.