Thursday, October 20, 2005

Blue shark recants, is rehabilitated


In the course of his show trial eminently fair and just legal proceeding, blue shark made a full confession, recanted his treacherous and thoroughly unreasonable anti-Stalin views, and has in consequence been admitted to the household as a free and equal member. Here we are on our way to the kitchen to scavenge for leftovers.

Unfortunately, there is currently a champagne embargo in the household, as the daddies are dedicating all available bubbly to their jingoistic Trafalgar commemoration (the battle is to be re-enacted with rolled-up socks on the dining room table, an Elgar soundtrack has been prepared, and there is much general mockery of frog pretensions) as well as to the indictment party expected soon, courtesy of independent counsel Patrick Fitzgerald.