Stalin founds Russell Street Temperance League

Oh boy. Wienerboy got caught drinking; and from the looks of it, this time, unlike with the pretzel incident, the staff decided that the press might perhaps be interested.

Stalin has suspected for some time that the storyline of Bush going sober was as real as Pamela Anderson's tits - or at least, the White House gossip goes in that direction.

Bush is under the worst pressure of his two terms in office and his popularity is near [sic - read: "at"] an all-time low. The handling of the Katrina crisis and troop losses in Iraq have fueled public discontent and pushed Bush back to drink.

Not to mention the rest of the country, considering this imbecile has three more years to fuck up the country.

A Washington source said: "The sad fact is that he has been sneaking drinks for weeks [sic - read: "decades"] now. Laura may have only just caught him — but the word is his drinking has been going on for a while in the capital. He's been in a pressure cooker for months.

The result is he's taking drinks here and there, likely in private, to cope. "And now with the worst domestic crisis in his administration over Katrina, you pray his drinking doesn't go out of control."

Or is Karl Rove so desperate that he's angling for the support of the drunken classes?

In any event, Stalin hereby invites Wienerboy to join the Russell Street Temperance League. We have meetings - come spend some time. You're a disaster sober - but drunk, that's truly terrifying.