Blue shark's perfidy revealed!

Some time ago, we received more proof - as if any was required - of the perfidy and evil that characterize Stalin's enemy, blue shark. As you can see in this admittedly blurry picture, we now have absolute proof that the malevolent minnow is behind the attack on our champagne supply (not that this matters, as Stalin has resolved to give up drinking, now that Bush does it again too) .

Of course, the gibbet-bound guppy has also been weakened by the recent news that arch-fiend, enemy of humanity and long-distance diagnoser Bill Frist is under SEC investigation for insider trading. Stalin suspects that the transgressions by Frist must be pretty major to rise to the attention of the Bush-appointee-led, Ken-Lay-coddling SEC. Preparations for our invasion of Tennessee, to root out both these evils (though blue shark sent his newest missive from Long Island City, ucomfortably close to Stalin's headquarters) continue apace. Freedom-loving sharks everywhere are watching this titanic battle; rest assured that Stalin the Shark, defender of freedom, will prevail.