Stalin takes New York

Oboyoboyoboy. I got a treat today.

You see, one of my daddies had a series of things to do today that involved a lot of travel, and finally gave in to my cute tail-wagging (plus all the other adorable things I can do when I want something really badly), consenting to take me along. You see, my daddies normally only let me out of the house when they want to work me like a slave on various photo-shoots, so this is a big deal in my otherwise mundane life.

My successful expedition also proves, once and for all, that I can control my sharkish nature; not once did I nibble, though I was severely tempted by a Republican heckler who didn't like seeing me in the subway. Damn racist, sharkogynistic fools; they know not whom they toy with.