Stalin and "The March of the Penguins"

My daddies aren't speaking to me at the moment.

You see, there was a movie plug on the Today Show this morning that got all of us all excited, albeit for differing reasons. The movie in question is "The March of the Penguins", a documentary produced by the Food Network expressly to tantalize me with visions of an open-air buffet.

My daddies have been lulled into a false sense of security by my outing yesterday, in which an entire day was spent, by me, in public without any incidents (that they are aware of); and so, they decided to take me along to a viewing of the tasty, succulent penguins at the local cinema.

Mayhem ensued.

There they were, right in front of me at the Cineplex: penguins the size of SUVs. I had to hurl myself at them, I just had to. You can't force a little shark to deny his inner nature, daddies - you just can't.