The scum of the seas

Stalin's enemy, blue shark, seems to be not so much a shark, or even a minnow, but an attention pig. How else to explain that he has yet again mailed a propaganda portrait of himself to my (now well-fortified) household?

You cannot intimidate us, you trifling minnow. While Operation Infinite Veuve continues to chart new waters - remember, everyone, if we run out of champagne, blue shark wins - Operation Enduring Sharkdom embraces all sharks of good will.

Blue shark only represents a tiny minority among our species, and his hatred of freedom (and, more pertinently, of Stalin) will not be allowed to prevail. By the way, to express your solidarity with Stalin the Shark, and your loathing of blue shark and his hideous ally, Bill Frist, feel free to take part in Operation Infinite Veuve (by sending us champagne, you can show you're a true patriot who rejects the terror of blue shark), or send an outraged email to Bill Frist, the loathsome ally of the terrorist minnow, here.