Saturday, August 13, 2005

Google "right-wing skank", and see who comes up....


















Why, Ann Coulter, of course.

Her wingnuttery is not in question - but is she a skank? Well, the Urban Dictionary defines 'skank" as:
Derogatory term for a (usually younger) female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness, and a scrawny, pockmarked sort of ugliness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.
Coulter isn't necessarily young - unless you compare her to traitor Robert Novak, dildo-playing Bill O'Reilly, Oxy-pushing Rush Limbaugh, and her own tired ideas.

Trashy and tacky? Dozens of web sites have sprung up to ridicule her books, and she can't distinguish between "endnotes" and "footnotes", and rubbed her heiny on Joe McCarthy's grave - see image above - so there's a good case to be made that she is, indeed, trashy. As to her tackiness, anyone who can smile when addressed by Katie Couric, on live television, as a 'right-wing telebimbo', and who is on TV almost every night to complain about the lack of media exposure given to wingnuttery, is worse than tacky. That person rises to the level of tragic.

Scrawny ugliness? There's a photo above; judge for yourself. Flaky? The photo shows her rubbing Joe McCarthy's tombstone.

Promiscuity? She's over forty, never married, and has been seen lolling about drunkenly in bars all over Manhattan. You do the math.

White trash? Well, she is caucasian.

In other words, Ann Coulter is indeed a right-wing skank. Resolved.