A nice tasty morsel

I was just surfing through other blogs, and came across one that particularly struck me as odd. It seems there's actually a real-life republican in Sacramento who's not Arnold. Now, don't get me wrong, I like Arnold: he's lean, not like most of that crowd, so he'd make a nice, tasty, low-carb nibble for me. I'm sure my daddies wouldn't have a problem with that nibble, I tell you. I know they're exasperated that people always think I'm a republican, because it hurts their social life; people love two gay guys, but they're not gong to be seen with somebody they think belongs to the Bush crowd. My cross to bear.

Anyway, this guy in Sacramento had this to say about his brethren in the red states:

The Bureau of Economic Analysis has released two reports showing that states going for [draft-dodging serial liar] Bush in the last election are considerably poorer than the ones that went for Kerry.

The higher the per capita income of a state, the more it trends Democrat. The top ten blue states had a per capita income 20 percent higher than the top ten red states. So much for Howard Dean-esque stereotypes of Republicans who've never worked a day in their lives....

See, no wonder the country is in such bad shape, if apes like this run it. The fact that they make less than we do shows republicans are, what, hard-working?

Anyway, the gentleman in question is nice and lardy - too much time spent watching Bill O'Reilly? - so he'd make a nice, tasty nibble. Besides, that would be kind of like pouring some chlorine in the gene pool.